Days and nights are devoted in praising Him, whilst cutting oneself off from worldly desires and temptations
The end of this strenuous round of worship is marked by performing the qurbani (sacrifice) to honour Hazrat Ibrahim’s (AS) sacrifice
This is done not just by pilgrims but also by Muslims across the globe
However, in Pakistan, Eidul Azha has a comic side as well
A side that is mostly projected by our media
As soon as the month of Zil Hajj begins, or even before that, our TV channels become laden with goats, sheep and cows, our streets start smelling of animal fodder and cow dung, and our time is mostly spent preparing for the Eid days
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="500"] Source: Tumblr[/caption] Here are some of the most common things you come across during this Eid
The ‘Bakra Obsession’ syndrome This trend has taken up years to flourish
Media reporters, when deprived of any worthwhile stories, land in bakra mandis (cattle market) for ‘news’ coverage
This is how the segment comes across on live television
News anchor to reporter: “So how is the atmosphere there? Do you see animals around you?” Wow, what an ingenious question! Who would’ve thought that a cattle market will have animals in it, right? Reporter: “Yes, as you can see, this market is filled with buyers and everybody is excited about Eid, particularly the kids”
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="233"] Source: Replygifs[/caption] At this point, the reporter grabs a six-year-old kid passing through and begins interrogating him: “Aap yahan bakra lene aaye hain?” (Are you here to buy a goat?) Another ingenious question
Bravo! Kid: “Jee hum abbu k saath bakra lene aaye hain
Bohat maza aaraha hai” (Yes
We are here with our father to buy a goat
We’re enjoying it a lot) Um, cliché much? [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="379"] Source: Funnyordie[/caption] Anyway, media persons aren’t the only ones obsessed with bakras
We find men, women and children indulging heavily with the cattle that are present around their homes
And the fact that there are exhibitions held all over the city for abnormally large buffalos and bullocks – and people from far off places come to see them – makes one understand how very common this syndrome has become in our society
This just goes to show how we, as a people, have forgotten the essence of this Eid
Creativity overload With the increasing popularity of Gullu Butt, we recently came across a bakra that was named after him – the news of which was widely circulated by our vigilant reporters
Yes, you read it right
Gullu Butt may have made it big already, with games about him, his name added in the Oxford Dictionary as a word and his memes taking over the internet, but this newly found publicity definitely beats the rest
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com[/caption] The news for the Gullu Butt bakra came across something like this: Reporter: “This year the match is between Gullu Butt and Don”
What does that even mean? “Let’s see who’ll win the tournament
” What tournament? “The competition is really tough this time
” I don’t even know what to say anymore
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="500"] Source: Jessicanan
com[/caption] Though the people selling these cattle are uneducated, they surely beat many graduates when it comes to effective marketing
Knowing that such names attract people and that they denote fitness and strength (albeit negatively used), these cattle farmers did what any good businessman would – they offered their product for sale and entertained their audience at the same time
Also, perhaps these farmers understood the intellectuality (read: shallowness) of our media persons and knew that keeping such names will bring all the (media) boys to the yard
And so, the camera’s eye did catch this amazing master plan – and that too during prime time news
Bakras weren’t the only animals they focused upon, though
There were news reports on cows and bulls as well, the most prominent one being a report on Raja
The report rolled something like this: “Presenting to you, none other than, Raja, the cow” “The existence of other cows is made insignificant when Raja takes the floor”, the reporter begins his report
“With Raja in the competition now, other cows should watch out”
After this, Raja’s diet is discussed, which is nothing less than that of a royalty, with almonds and desi ghee and what not
All this, by the way, got aired on primetime television, just to be clear
And for all this unwanted flab of Raja, the seller asks for five lakh rupees! Are you kidding me? Did all the nuts and ghee cost this much? We can buy cars in a lesser amount! [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="379"] Source: Photobucket
com[/caption] The “best morning shows ever” In Pakistan, with every morning comes a new shock for viewers as our morning show hosts get more and more restless – and ruthless – to get better viewership ratings than their opponent channels
For this, their inappropriate content of routine shows finds new heights when it’s Eidul Azha
During Eid season, you’ll see huge, lavish show sets accompanied by sheep and goats, which are bleating away, not caring about the hoopla that’s happening around them
The show host invites over celebrities for the ‘Eid special transmission’ to molest these poor, harmless animals
Every celebrity gets a bakra to decorate, with sleazy songs playing in the background, and the most rustically decorated bakra wins
At this point, I really don’t know where to bang my head
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="225"] Source: Wifflegif[/caption] Eidul Azha is a sacred, religious practice that inculcates a spirit of sacrifice and sharing in the rich fraction of society
It is probably the only time of the year when poor families get to eat a plate full of meat
Projection of the right sentiment of this occasion has been diminished greatly over the past few years on television
Programmes that fortify the teaching of Islam, and Eidul Azha in particular, have reduced to a negligible amount
The national media’s confusion between festivity and rustic jokes is evident
Dozens of senseless news reports air without serving a concrete point that could come under the banner of “news”
The people running these media houses should realise that religion and entertainment don’t make a good combination
The essence of this occasion is lost with every failed attempt of aligning entertainment with Eid
We have had enough of bakra jokes
It’s high time for the Pakistani media to behave maturely
We wish a very happy Eid to all the Muslims out there!
Date: | 08-Oct-2014 | Reference: | View Original Link |
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