I stand with Altaf Hussain


An event organised by politicians by spending a lot of money to awaken the naujawans is the very definition of a mujra

Tell me this, if it was not a mujra, what is DJ Butt doing there? DJ Butt has clearly infiltrated the Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) ranks, on behalf of his Butt brotherhood

The fact that every time Imran Khan starts to criticise Gullu Butt, DJ Butt starts playing a song to disrupt him is clear evidence of his annoyance

PTI may be singing to the tune of, “I like DJ Butt and I cannot lie” for now but he will eventually get revenge for the verbal abuse against the Butt brotherhood, especially the three Butt sisters, Seema Butt, Rabya butt and Kissma Butt; butt is thicker than water

Maybe the name ‘Butt’ made Altaf Bhai think of other things

Behind the allure of Altaf Bhai’s intoxicating gravel, there are logical facts

My conclusions are based on sound evidence, I have watched clips of the dharna on all television channels and the only close-up shots I saw were of women

Why would so many women and girls come out on the streets of Islamabad? It is not like they constitute half the population of Pakistan and have the right to exercise their fundamental rights as much as any men

This is Pakistan; politics is a man’s game

Women do not belong at protests, unless of course they are there to run the kitchens for the dharna

A man’s got to eat you know

Women did not help Pakistan gain independence, in fact many women could not even migrate to Pakistan because they not allowed out of their houses

Women did not win back democracy for Pakistan from Ziaul Haq

The Women’s Action Forum was mainly an excuse to get together and watch Star Plus

There is no history in Pakistan of strong female political leaders

People like Fatima Jinnah and Benazir Bhutto are mere fairy tales to tell little girls, they are basically the Pakistani version of Elsa and Anna

Anna: “Do you want to build a Pakistan?” Elsa: “Let it go

Soon you won’t be single anymore

Let it go, let it go, the jahez never bothered us anyway

” Any girl in Pakistan holding political aspirations should just “let it go, let it go”

Liberals in Pakistan make it sound like if we promote education for girls in Pakistan they will go on to win Emmys, Oscars or Nobel awards for the country

The question then remains, what were so many women doing in Islamabad? The answer is Imran Khan

Let us be honest, Imran’s female support is not because he is a World Cup winner for Pakistan, if Javed Miandad was leading PTI, the crowd would look less Veena Malik and more Rana Naveedul Hasan

The speeches might be way more entertaining though

The dharna was slimming out till Imran announced he wanted to build Naya Pakistan so he could get married, from that point onwards, the crowds have swelled up

According to Javed Hashmi’s allegations, Imran has also paid DJ Butt for the Mehndi and asked Allama Tahirul Qadri to read his Nikkah

Shaikh Rasheed was clearly in on the plan, as any married man would testify; he was talking about Imran when he said, “Qurbaani say pehley, Qurbaani hogee

” All these conspiracy theories have been proven to be true

RAW, CIA and Mosab all combined to create Reham Khan in a laboratory to control Imran

The evidence is all there in black and white, and 50 shades of grey

The most damning revelation to come out is that it is all scripted

Yes, like any television interview ever in Pakistan, the dharna has also been scripted

The entire script was written by a television production company looking to launch Pakistan’s version of the hit show, “The Bachelor”

One television channel was hired to play the smitten ex-girlfriend whereas another television channel was hired to play the shiny new girlfriend making the former jealous

 Jemima Khan is said to watch the former with shock thinking even she does not have that many complaints from Imran

Meera has also thrown her hat into the ring by claiming that she will get married in Naya Pakistan, clear evidence that she was not as tired as she told Captain Naveed she was

However, the clearest evidence is Imran’s decision to hold a jalsa at Mianwali

He clearly wants a lucky girl to become ‘Mianwali’

Imran himself wore his famous black kurta to the jealous, making Attaullah Esa Khelvi swoon, “Kameez teri Kali, tay sohna phoola wali…tay nu le kay jawa ga Mianwali

” I do not blame the women vying for Imran’s love; when you compare his looks to other politicians in the country, he is our resident Ryan Gosling

Rumour also has it that he parted way with Hashmi after being jealous of his popularity with the girls

As the parents reading this may know, the teenage girls all like a baaghi

The stage was set, the lights were up, the music is playing, and all that is missing was Mrs PTI? Finally true to his slogan , “Mian Sahib jaaan deo, sadi waari aan deo”, Imran finally got his turn

But what about Altaf Bhai? Nobody gave him a shaadi card, not even one of those cards at the dharna

In these circumstances, it is completely natural for him to act smitten

I for one absolve him of all blame

I stand with Altaf Bhai

Look, I have written an article in support of Altaf Hussain, can you please stop asking for my bori size? Wait, this is the text window right? Oh



Date:10-Feb-2015 Reference:View Original Link